Okay, so we turned up at 7pm, then… [user deleted comment] …we tried… [user deleted comment] …eventually, with the use of a ladder and some… [user deleted comment] …never one to back down from a fight, Ian… [user deleted comment] …disclocated shoulder… [user deleted comment] …and, to this day, I can still hear the screams.

We did, however, find time to learn a newie*. Boring news for you, satisfactory news for us. No pictures yet because I suck at life, specifically at remembering to take a digital camera anywhere.

Soz,
Crabb

*a ‘newie’ is one of those OTT skateboard moves on Tony Hawk’s